or could they get to heaven and realize its a bum deal and nothing but a sausage fest ....
2007-12-01 13:42:23 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
sausage fest.
2007-12-01 13:45:23 · answer #1 · answered by Tim 47 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Actually, when the terrorist bomber went to paradise--he had the s**t kicked out of him by George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Robert E. Lee, and Patrick Henry among the more notable. In the words of General Lee " Boy--you misunderstood---you get 72 Virginians, not virgins"
2016-05-27 04:29:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well The Whole Muslim Religion Is Nothing But Lies Anyway So Yea I'm Sure There's Nothing But Guys There.
2007-12-01 14:52:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's just it..They are all deceived..They will not step one foot in heaven and that don't realize that without Christ Jesus in their life, the moment their eyes close from this life, they Will split hell wide open and they will be there until the time of the Great Judgment of God, only to be cast alive in the Lake of Fire which wasn't even made for mankind but for Satan and His fallen Angels. But this goes for everyone who rejects Christ and the Holy Spirit of God, not just Muslims...
2007-12-02 00:51:34 · answer #4 · answered by *DestinyPrince* 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is a sausage fest with a bunch of virgin nerds who could never get any.
2007-12-01 13:48:20 · answer #5 · answered by Joe 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
honestly, 72 virgins could be 72 whales, 72 wolfs, 72 computer geeks, 72 things that have pretty much never had their (or there) wholes penetrated...
2007-12-02 12:13:09 · answer #6 · answered by FiniteOxide 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are all females i would positively assume for the simple fact they do not believe in homosexuality.
and if anything of it being a bum deal it will be hell!
2007-12-01 13:49:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They aren't supposed to get anything other than punishment for being murderers. To go and kill people who pose no threat to your worship of God is plain old political murder.
Why don't "muslims" read the Qur'an?
They'll go to the hell of Teddys called Mohamed.
2007-12-01 14:10:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
actually, in Islam suicide is a terrible sin, no matter the situation. people who kill themselves dont get a funeral service. so suicide bombers dont get the 72 virign deal.
but muslim men who died in battle or die in terrible accidents like drowing or in a fire get 72 virgins, who are female.
i dont know if the muslim women who die in the same situations get 72 virgin men
2007-12-01 13:49:29 · answer #9 · answered by ammar 1 · 4⤊ 1⤋
reminds me of the joke about the gorgeous blond who finds herself in the afterlife with a suicide bomber -- and realizes that is her hell...
2007-12-01 16:13:01 · answer #10 · answered by strplng warrior mom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a 72 year old virgin, just one, gender not specified.
2007-12-01 14:01:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋