Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups???
A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!
Q: What is the definition of suspicion?
A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.
Q: What is the definition of innocence?
A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.
Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"
A priest decides to pay a visit to a nearby convent. The convent is in a run-down neighborhood, and as the priest walks down the street several prostitutes approach and proposition him. "Twenty bucks a trick!" These solicitations embarass the priest who lowers his head and hurries on until he gets to the convent. Once inside he displays his naivete by asking the Mother Superior, "What is a trick?" She answers, "Twenty bucks -- just like on the outside!"
2007-12-01 13:05:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the fourth one is an instant classic in my book and the priest and the pro's one
its been a while since i been on answers but at last some decent jokes
thanks
2007-12-01 19:09:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nicely I went to the medical doctors the different day, and instructed him that i'm no longer feeling myself at present, the record suggested, basically to boot this is a nasty habit. No no I suggested i have self belief like a pair of curtains, record suggested Oh pull your self at the same time.
2016-10-25 07:00:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found the Q&A nun jpkes funny, but I couldn't understand the other part. Still i give it 3.5 stars
2007-12-01 13:13:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Giggle giggle
2007-12-01 22:40:29 · answer #4 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oooo the old nun jokes, classic
2007-12-01 13:10:28 · answer #5 · answered by Content 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-01 23:38:37 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it's nice and funny to read
2007-12-01 22:02:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
nun of those were very funny
2007-12-01 13:11:16 · answer #8 · answered by Help4me 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
hahaha excellent*
2007-12-01 18:52:04 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not bad
2007-12-01 19:16:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋