One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out.
When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.
The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."
So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.
Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed.
The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"
The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."
2007-12-01 12:34:30 · 31 answers · asked by Mansour S 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i was eating pizza while reading this....and my pizza almost came out of my mouth because i was laughing!!!!! i still am laughin wow i wish i could give u like 3 stars but only one!!!
2007-12-01 12:39:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 8/10!
2007-12-01 12:42:41 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-10 00:58:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh sh*t! That is so funny hahahahahah!!!!! gosh, pineapples haha, I would have laugh so hard like the 2nd guy also!!!
2007-12-01 12:58:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard it b4 its only funny the 1st time
2007-12-01 12:38:35 · answer #5 · answered by rae 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw this once but it was a blonde joke.
2007-12-01 12:37:28 · answer #6 · answered by Justin H 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its funny but i've heard it before
2007-12-01 12:54:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is really funny i am giving you a star for this one!!!
2007-12-01 12:51:43 · answer #8 · answered by volleyballplaya72 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice lol keep them up
2007-12-01 13:00:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard it before on here.
the other person told it better.
2007-12-01 12:48:57 · answer #10 · answered by hahaha h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋