A Mexican family crosses over the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can find no work.
His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray: "Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family..."
Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see a man coming over the top of the hill, who is stumbling wildly with a broken grocery sack. When the Mexican man opens his eyes, a large wheel of cheddar cheese rolls down the hill an lands at his feet!
"Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you!" he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home. Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife & instructs her to make nachos.
"But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas &burritos &Other things?" she inquires.
"No," the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me with a message... As I ran home,
I kept hearing Him yell, ' THAT'S NACHO CHEESE!', 'THAT'S NACHO CHEESE!!'
2007-12-01 12:28:49 · 26 answers · asked by °º© r u b y l i g h t s ©º° 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Im not a racsists you silly silly people, it is a joke from a mild joke website!
2007-12-01 12:34:36 · update #1
Thank you Plumsuck. i am also British and not rascist, i think people just love an excuse to have a go!
Its funny how it took a fellow Brit to understand a Mexican joke!
2007-12-01 23:01:28 · update #2
Did it occur to anyone that nachos is a dish of Mexican origin this is why the Mexican was relevant
but the first chance people get to jump on their high horse and ride it to the ivory tower to earn their place in politically correct heaven they take it so they can feel a little better about their selves
I'm from England but if anyone cracks a joke about afternoon tea or the queen i laugh along with the rest of the world
sort your heads out you dicks and stop taking yourselves too seriously i assure you no-one else does
2007-12-01 19:25:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nachos are just chips and cheese. Should be anyway.
2016-04-07 02:34:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats NACHO cheese.... lol, hilarious!!
EDIT - had to come back to this question to tell you I'm still laughing... that is such a cheesy joke (no pun intented!) but one of the few jokes that actually made me belly laugh!!
2007-12-01 12:47:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
the last time i heard this, the guy who lost the cheese was a person of color haha
2007-12-01 12:58:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
so is this being racist? I'm assuming the Land of Milk and Honey would be the U.S.
2007-12-01 12:33:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I'm Mexican...
and that was not a racist joke. The joke was ok.
2007-12-01 12:32:59 · answer #6 · answered by ypina 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
whats the obsession with cheese tonight..
2007-12-01 12:32:36 · answer #7 · answered by Nick.391 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-12-01 12:31:19 · answer #8 · answered by joshuclark 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-12-01 12:31:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
yes
2007-12-01 12:30:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋