1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor.. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it lloose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. CHERRY MISTMAS
2007-12-01 11:52:38 · 11 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg! i know that recipe! THEY ARE THE BEST CHRISTMAS COOKIES EVER!
2007-12-01 11:57:19 · answer #1 · answered by la.manda_00 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was freakin Awsome. Merry Kiss my A%$e
2007-12-01 13:32:58 · answer #2 · answered by I love BU 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my x-mas well-known ought to be the peanut butter blossom (the cookies with the hershey kisses interior the midsection) i make a great batch each year and all and sundry loves them! merry x-mas to you as properly! :)
2016-11-13 04:49:48 · answer #3 · answered by rimpel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl!
2007-12-01 12:19:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good recipe! lol! 100!
2007-12-01 11:58:12 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know why it's funny, but it is...
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2007-12-01 12:03:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are your sweet little lush cookies?
2007-12-01 14:55:37 · answer #7 · answered by Wylie Coyote 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehe i have no words to describe this joke! HEHEHEEHEHE
2007-12-02 01:10:34 · answer #8 · answered by Lina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah
2007-12-01 12:14:40 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Mee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2007-12-01 11:57:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋