Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
2007-12-01 11:35:34 · 15 answers · asked by John 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow that is really funny i get it, and his wife must have been overwait!
2007-12-01 11:40:16 · answer #1 · answered by volleyballplaya72 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha:D
2007-12-01 11:52:21 · answer #2 · answered by popeye83mn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it before but yes It is funny.
2007-12-01 13:15:10 · answer #3 · answered by bittywrap 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now I get it.
hahahahaahahahheehhehehehehahahahahhahahhehehehheheh!
2007-12-01 12:06:17 · answer #4 · answered by Justin H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe yes another good one - you can have that star, you gave a giggle
2007-12-01 11:40:15 · answer #5 · answered by steven m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee
I've heard this before but it's funny every time!
2007-12-01 11:39:07 · answer #6 · answered by nikette. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!
that's funny
keep em comin
2007-12-01 12:23:42 · answer #7 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
2007-12-01 12:19:32 · answer #8 · answered by this screaming inside my head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha pretty good
2007-12-01 11:39:48 · answer #9 · answered by merlin_steele 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this 1 earlyer today but it was funny! thanks for the laugh. LOL =^)
2007-12-01 11:40:30 · answer #10 · answered by [BLACKOUT] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋