At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your real father a big hug."
2007-12-01 11:31:53 · 24 answers · asked by John 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
that's funny star fo you
2007-12-01 11:35:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg i almost fell on the ground lauging
I loveeee little johnny jokes but i have never heard this one before.
I am going to do that to my friends but they are weird and will probably be like???what truth??
i highly doubt i will get money
2007-12-01 11:36:21 · answer #2 · answered by Kennedy:] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-01 12:11:46 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe LOL love it
That deserves a star - for giving me a deep dirty laugh
2007-12-01 11:35:20 · answer #4 · answered by steven m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, that is truly hilarious. The one part I don't understand is what the father was hiding... somebody explain?
2007-12-01 11:39:04 · answer #5 · answered by Moosic 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha! That's really funny!
The funniest joke I've heard in a while! =)
2007-12-01 11:35:52 · answer #6 · answered by blonde_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny:) I give you a star!
2007-12-01 11:36:21 · answer #7 · answered by Novembergal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmmmmmmmmm. i donk know how this is funny but atleast he was reunited with is real father =^). thats the good thing and that its not crude like the other ones.
2007-12-01 11:35:59 · answer #8 · answered by [BLACKOUT] 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
not the funniest joke ive ever heard but alright i guess
2007-12-01 12:23:23 · answer #9 · answered by ksufan4ever 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHA LOLZ! that hilarious
2007-12-01 11:35:55 · answer #10 · answered by myvampirelove23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋