2007-12-01 11:30:46 · 67 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Drink whiskey
2007-12-01 11:32:27 · answer #1 · answered by Laffmaster 2 · 2⤊ 4⤋
The best way to get intoxicated quickly and safely is to do the following things.
1.) Make sure that the alcohol you drink has a high proof level (usually over 80). The proof is generally double the amount of alcohol the drink contains (for example if the proof is 80 the amount of alcohol the drink has is 40%).
2.) While drinking on an empty stomach will get you drunk faster, you will also become sick a lot faster as well. Have a normal meal before drinking and if you can, coat your stomach with a protective layer of milk.
3.) Shots. Shots are the best and least filling way to achieve the fastest drunk. Be careful, most of the time when you take a shot you will not feel it working until a few minutes. Remember to pace yourself so you do not drink too much. Try to limit the different types of alcohol you drink as well.
4.) Drinking Games. Beer pong and shot gunning beer is very effective way to achieve the state you want while having fun. Before you know it you'll be drunk!
2007-12-01 11:47:51 · answer #2 · answered by didosheart 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could tell you a lot from my experience. But basically:
1. Drink Ever Clear. It is 190 Proof (95% aalcohol)
2. Drink relay fast.
3. Don't eat any thing.
4. Mix beer and hard liquor.
5. Drink German "Bier". It has more alcohol.
6. Drink carbonated liquid with the alcohol.
7. "Snort" whiskey through your nose.
8. Chug a whole bottle of Jack Danniels.
9. Budweiser IV. (Take it Intravenously). FAIR WARNING; A DOCTOR TOLD ME, THAT YOU MAY GET DRUNK OFF THAT, "BUT IT WILL PROBABLY *KILL* YOU"!
10. Turn off the lights and turn on a strobe light and drink.
11. Tequila shots.
12. Drink cough syrup. (Don't drink this with alcohol).
13. Inhale the gas from a whip cream can.
14. Smoke Crack.
15. There is a long complex process you go through to process banana peels to smoke them and get high. Not worth the time, but it will work.
16. Sniff nitrous oxide from a balloon. (Better known as "Laughing Gas".)
17. Do what I did, "Break a bone so badly that you have to have surgery. When I woke up from the operation, the nurse came over and gave me some Morphine. I was on Codeine pills for a Month after that. That stuff is awesome!
18. Take One Perkoset or Vikadin, wait a little while and chug a beer. You will pass out! (Dont be stupid and do this! Mixing Codine and alcohol can be FATAL!)
19. In Iraq, some soldiers put water and a bunch of fruit in a cooler and hide it to let the fruit rot. After a few weeks, they drink the water in the cooler. Because the rotton fruit turns to alcohol. (Soldiers are not supposed to have alcohol in Iraq, but get real, they are only humans and under stress. I didn't try this over there and it sounds nasty.)
20. Drink Listerine mouth wash.
21. MOST IMPORTANTLY: MOST OF THIS STUFF IS EITHER "ILLEGAL AND/OR VERY DANGEROUS AND COULD 'KILL YOU'"!!!!
Proceed with caution and use common sense and for the most part, don't do them!!!!
Don't say I didn't warn you!!
2007-12-01 12:08:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Use grain alcohol. It tastes horrible so u will need a chaser and lots of courage....Take shots istead of mixed drinks. Also look at the proof on the bottle of whatever hard liquor u are going to get. The higher the proof the more drunk u will be.
2007-12-01 11:52:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bluntly, give yourself a drinking alcohol enema.
No, I'm not trying to be disgusting, you asked for the quickest way and that IS the quickest way -- the tissues in your GI tract are thin and alcohol molecules quickly move into the bloodstream from there.
2007-12-01 11:36:22 · answer #5 · answered by Stormchaser Endeavors 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Empty stomach, in a sauna at 200 degrees or above, drinking 151 proof rum mixed 1:1 with something fizzy.
Not advisable but very effective since you will accelerate the rate at which the alcohol hits your bloodstream.
2007-12-01 11:40:49 · answer #6 · answered by benz300coupe 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Grain alcohol . If the goal is to get drunk quick, it'll take less than a shot
2007-12-02 04:32:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know I know!!!
On an empty stomach drink any hard alcohol mixed with a diet beverage...it turns out that the ingredients in diet sodas make you drunk faster when you add alcohol.
good luck...and make sure you have a D.D.
and a great toilet bowl! ha
2007-12-01 12:00:44 · answer #8 · answered by CHELSEA O 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uh, drink ridiculously high proof liquor through a straw. YES I learned this the hard way. It was an experiment. *grumbles* and the next day sucked. Just for the record.
2007-12-01 12:19:04 · answer #9 · answered by Desolation 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Liqour is liqour. Just ad a twist of lime or lemon to stop the gag reflex and warm it up to just above room temperature. The warming will help your stomach absorb it faster.
Watch out for alcohol poisoning.
2007-12-01 11:41:43 · answer #10 · answered by Ted 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHY do you want to know this?!?!
As a former "social drinker" myself, I have gotten way too drunk too fast and it's never turned out well (I'm the emotional drunk). I haven't touched liquor or beer in about 8 months (not intentionally) and it's been awesome.
Why don't you try to get high off of life?!
Or if something is really bothering you, seek out someone you can trust and talk through your emotions/problems. It really is the best way!
2007-12-01 11:35:11 · answer #11 · answered by ღyesღ 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋