A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
2007-12-01 11:21:26 · 20 answers · asked by John 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
2007-12-01 11:22:02 · update #1
LOL!!!!!!!!!
that's really funny
here have a star
keep em comin
2007-12-01 12:27:24 · answer #1 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-01 12:14:29 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
thats good
:)
starred
2007-12-01 11:30:28 · answer #3 · answered by ThePoloHole 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious
2007-12-01 11:29:38 · answer #4 · answered by Alexxandria 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To funny:) I read it to my dad and he laughed really hard;)
2007-12-01 11:33:34 · answer #5 · answered by Novembergal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You copied it off someone but you changed it.
2007-12-01 12:10:01 · answer #6 · answered by Justin H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. I'm a girl, but I still laughed anyways. I generally laugh when something's funny, even if it insults me... lol
(fyi, not ALL girls are hard to please... just most)
;)
2007-12-01 11:29:09 · answer #7 · answered by Moosic 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
and the english version... same drunk driver is pulled over. the policewoman says "anything you say will be taken down" holding her notepad. the drunk says "knickers" (or pants)
2016-05-27 04:04:40 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny even though most girls and women are hard to please. and thats coming from a boy!
i give it *** (3) stars
2007-12-01 11:30:49 · answer #9 · answered by [BLACKOUT] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol but kinda of sexist
2007-12-01 11:28:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋