You know how Mormons believe that God will not forgive murder? This joke reminds me of the Mormon God:
This little boy went to Jesus to confess his sins.
"Jesus I tod a lie."
"Don't worry my son, I can forgive that."
Then the boy came back the next day
"Jesus I stole something."
"Don't worry my son I can forgive that too."
Then the boy came back the next day
"Jesus I've been doing drugs."
"Don't worry my son I can forgive that too."
Then the boy came back the next day
"Jesus I've been having sex"
"Don't worry my son I can forgive that too."
Then finally the boy came back the next day
"Jesus I killed my sister."
Jesus said, "Okay my son, now you need a spanking."
LOL! It just remeinds me of the Mormon doctrine on murder.
2007-12-01 11:03:47 · 6 answers · asked by openupfresh 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Actually, that is nothing like our doctrine concerning murder. We do believe that people can be forgiven for murder. There are many examples of this in the Book of Mormon.
See the rejoicing of Ammon: Alma 26:13-16
http://scriptures.lds.org/en/alma/26/13-16#8
Ammon and his brethren were the means of converting many of the murderous Lamanites to believe in the Lord.
Also, according to LDS doctrine, Jesus would never say "don't worry" over a little sin. He would always say, "Neither do I condemn you, go and sin no more."
2007-12-01 11:12:27 · answer #1 · answered by MumOf5 6 · 8⤊ 1⤋
One does not find forgiveness by either simply confessing you sinned, nor by going to church, or taking part in the Lord;s supper, much less eating Jesus as Rome** heretically holds they do, or by being a Mormon**, rather it requires that you choose light over darkness, Christ over sin. And thus one repents, in his heart choosing before God that he wants a new life in Christ, and asks the Lord Jesus in fact to save him, because Jesus alone died for us and rose again.
And thus those who so do realize effects that correspond to the claims of the Object of their faith, and are contingent upon obedience to Him. Praise the Lord!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4136610474021109864
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3682855866783766146
http://www.truthsaves.org/testimony/
http://www.crosssearch.com/People/Personal_Christian_Homepages/Topical/Testimonies/
http://www.cbn.com/700club/features/amazing /
http://www.christian-faith.com/truestories.html
http://www.truthsaves.org/testimony/
http://www.shelovesgod.com/library/testimonies.cfm
http://breadsite.org/topics.htm
2007-12-01 11:23:09 · answer #2 · answered by www.peacebyjesus 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
When Jesus forgives sin He always says "Go and sin no more".
2007-12-01 11:07:59 · answer #3 · answered by truthsayer 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Where in our doctrine does is say murder is unforgiveable? You should probably check your facts.
2007-12-01 11:17:51 · answer #4 · answered by gumby 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
What would you read that trash.
Read a comic
2007-12-01 12:05:32 · answer #5 · answered by Od Ephraim Chai 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Sadly, the Mormon god is quite impotent, as is the Mormon Jesus, who is the created brother of Lucifer and not the Creator Himself. That's why the Mormon Jesus ALONE can't save Mormons, they have to include their own works.
God bless you!
2007-12-01 11:15:49 · answer #6 · answered by Devoted1 7 · 2⤊ 13⤋