A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every
once in a while the lights would turn off.
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that
there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant,
and she preceded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out,
and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand!
Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender,
"Would you like a drink?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the
statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"
2007-12-01 10:51:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg, you know i was in fancy dress and you swore you'd never tell anyone, pmsl hun
star time
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2007-12-01 11:23:47 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 4⤊ 4⤋
Well, well!!
10/10 + *
2007-12-01 23:26:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A guy walked into a bar in Alabama and ordered a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looked up, expecting to see some pitiful yankee queer. The bartender looked up and said, “You ain’t from around here, are ya? Where ya from, boy?” The guy said, “I’m from Iowa.” The bartender asked, “What the heck you do in Iowa?” The guy responded, “I’m a taxidermist.” The bartender asked, “Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?” The guy said nervously, “I mount animals.” The bartender grinned and shouted out to the whole bar, “It’s okay boys, he’s one of us!”
2016-04-07 02:25:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha she peeked lol
2007-12-03 00:22:14 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-01 12:16:43 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-01 23:47:03 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The poor nun........... how embarrassing. LOL
2007-12-02 10:11:28 · answer #7 · answered by Cathleen 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well it gives a new meaning to it now........ lmao
2007-12-01 23:01:16 · answer #8 · answered by .... 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
and they are supposed to be the good ones!!
2007-12-02 02:00:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
bless the nun
love it, great.
2007-12-02 01:28:28 · answer #10 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋