Girl-"Mommy! Mommy, I got five dollars!"
Mom-"Where did you get that money from?"
Girl-"From Billy down the street!"
Mom-"How did you get it?"
Girl-"Billy sat on top of a tree and watched me do cartwheels!"
Mom-"You know he only wants to see your panties."
Girl-"Oh."
<------------1 WEEK LATER------------->
Girl-"Mommy! Mommy! I got ten dollars!"
Mom-"I thought I told you to stay away from him!"
Girl-"Don't worry, Mommy! I tricked him! This time I didn't wear any!"
Mom- O_O!
2007-12-01
10:49:40
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