A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.
The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good.
The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible.
She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood a man.
The man said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
2007-12-01 10:20:32 · 15 answers · asked by omg_itz_nancy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It made me smile.
Other people have to lighten up.
2007-12-01 10:43:18 · answer #1 · answered by DetailSpaz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
helpful. a salesperson knocked on the door of a house in a clean housing progression and a woman replied the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm merchandising the latest innovation in vacuums, this is the terrific little gadget I even have seen in an prolonged time," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a mix of ketchup, salsa, dirt, grape juice, etc. as she watched, horrified. He reported, "If this vacuum would not clean up that mess, i visit consume it!" She reported, "might you like a fork?! we've not have been given the potential on yet!"
2016-11-13 04:37:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is funny.do you know where they may sell a sense of humor? seems some in here need to get some !
2007-12-01 10:37:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha...what about this one?
Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become
American citizens, and "Americanize" their names.
Bu, called himself "Buck"
Chu called himself "Chuck"
Fu decided to return to China.
2007-12-01 10:24:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
yup another good joke
2007-12-01 11:43:51 · answer #5 · answered by steven m 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats really good
2007-12-01 10:25:08 · answer #6 · answered by WWJD? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah so so... i was waiting for the big finish (as you do with jokes)
2007-12-01 10:24:37 · answer #7 · answered by Λα✝†✝ωΩ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funniest one i heard all day
2007-12-01 10:54:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's OK. It's kind of nasty.
2007-12-01 10:25:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought it was funny, so i told it to my husband and he didn't laugh...
2007-12-01 10:26:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋