I need to pick some up, but I'm afraid they might card me.....
2007-12-01 09:23:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I love you. You made my day!
Girl, Miracle Whip is gross. Get some HELLman's!
I am a Christian, and my mama said Hellman's is the best.
2007-12-01 09:27:24 · answer #1 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Mayo is an ok lubricant, yet tastes basically about as nasty because the egg and oil it comes from earlier to emulsion. For salads and some different applications, i might want to recommend common yogurt once you may damage out with it for decrease fat content fabric and such. For sandwiches really miracle whip is better efficient for basically including flavor, especially contained in the absence of a sturdy mustard. Neither should be used for including substantial quantities of style. there is not any longer some thing worse than a burger (or some thing else) drowning in mayo.
2016-10-25 06:42:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You won't be carded. When unbelievers buy miracle whip, it puts money into the pockets of the believers, so it's OK.
2007-12-01 09:27:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sounds kinky
Edit
OOPS I mis-read that .I thought it said the Miracle Whip
2007-12-01 10:26:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Miracle Whip or whippets?
2007-12-01 09:25:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
In situations like yours, it's best to confess to the supermarket employee and accept their blessing before picking up the jar
2007-12-01 09:26:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
magic only happens at death. how convenient. otherwise, we could separate souls from the body anytime, and make quilts out of them.
good luck with the whip.
2007-12-01 09:26:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha I think you'd be fine. If you want some holy water, on the other hand...
2007-12-01 09:25:55 · answer #8 · answered by Beckita 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, I get it... no, you can't have any Miracles unless you BELIEVE! Mayo would be OK, however.
2007-12-01 09:27:05 · answer #9 · answered by Fancy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, they have to get the cheap salad dressing stuff next to it.
2007-12-01 09:26:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋