he laid her on the table, so white clean and bare. his forehead et with beads of sweat. he rubbed her here and there. he touched her neck & then felt her breast, & then drooling felt her thigh. the slit wet & all was set, he gave a joyous cry, the hole was wide......he lookedinside, all was dark and murky. he rubbed his hands & stretched his arms.............and then he stuffed the turkey........... may i be the first to wish your dirty little mind a merry xmas...........lol
2007-12-01 08:40:26 · 13 answers · asked by roger the alien 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I will have to tell my grandma that one!
2007-12-01 08:44:04 · answer #1 · answered by give peas a chance 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1 liked it
2007-12-02 06:55:42 · answer #2 · answered by blade lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-01 17:05:10 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH Babes I get that on my mobile every year, but it still made me laugh.....ooh the anticipation lol x TA X
2007-12-02 04:38:58 · answer #4 · answered by LITTLE NUGGET 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! i have just printed that off. i'm going to write it in everyones xmas card this year. brilliant didn't expect that at the end!
2007-12-01 16:59:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And don't forget to ask everyone around the table ..... 'who wants stuffing?' ....
2007-12-01 16:46:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-02 08:11:57 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. mind in the gutter
2007-12-01 17:49:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes u have really dirty mind but i liked it!!! xxx
2007-12-01 16:44:16 · answer #9 · answered by kity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may...LOL
2007-12-01 16:45:08 · answer #10 · answered by shorty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋