Not often but sometimkes, due to my diet, I get unplanned, surprising bout of diarrhea. I have a two hour drive sometimes from work to my home. The other night, it happened again. I went to see if I had to go before I left work and everything was fine.
Almost home, my stomach goes "wooble wooble". I grab my stomach and i am thinking uh oh. I continue driving feeling nothing but my stomach making movemets. All of a sudden, what i thought was warning turned into an emergency. I had to evacuate some diarrhea and it needed to happen right then and there. I was on a two lane country road. I pulled over, ran into the bushes, dropped my pants, and pushed. I swear I must have squirted 2 feet. My stomach hurt so bad and I had cramps. Afterwards, I waddled over to the car. I had napkinds in my glove compartment. I wiped and threw the napkins on the ground.
After that, I went home and took a shower. My question is, has this ever happened to you? I can't be the only one!
2007-12-01 08:04:44 · 20 answers · asked by CuriousMaude 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
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2007-12-01 08:09:23 · answer #1 · answered by poof 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm sure it wasn't funny to you at the time, but I think it's hilarious. I can just imagine those poor napkins flying in the breeze, ending up in someones yard.
My coworker and I were talking about this just yesterday! Yeah, I know...we're both a little weird.
She has a long drive home, and her house is set back very far from the road. She says there are several times when she has had to squat by her mailbox, fearing that she wouldn't make it all the way to the bathroom. I don't think she's ever had to do something as extreme as what you did, though.
2007-12-01 19:05:19 · answer #2 · answered by kaytee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ew no that's gross. You need to stop whatever your diet is and eat some normal binding foods like bread and rice. Or see a doctor.
My husband did see a lady pooping on the side of the interstate once and he was so disturbed and disgusted he didn't even want to talk about it for a couple days. At least you ran into the bushes.
I have had to pull over to a gas station really quick for my husband after he eats jalepenos.
Maybe you should buy a portable potty and keep TP in your car.
2007-12-01 17:31:17 · answer #3 · answered by Rob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes!! Funny thing is, in times like this I catch the light, , train, funeral, road closed, stuck in traffic, a zillion miles from nowhere, crowded place, and any other horrible situations you can think of. There have been times I nearly wrecked trying to make it home in time to the toilet. I know that feeling!! It is the worst in the world. Try being at work and everyone keep asking you are you alright? and having to come up with a stupid excuse when really all you want to say is I'm fixing to have diarrhea all over myself. The worst is someone trying to carry on a conversation with you when you feel like this. I just want to tell them to shut up. HAHA.
2007-12-04 23:13:26 · answer #4 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
umm my sister has that problem everyday.. we were on our way back from a 8 hour trip, midway she went in her panties and all over her legs.. and 2 embarrassed 2 clean up in any road side bathroom.. her being in the backseat, i turned the fans on and it helpped 2 keep the smell away from me : ) yes she needs desperately 2 see a doctor, but keeps putting it off..
2007-12-01 16:20:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you're the only one. I've had to pee before, but never anything like that.
What kind of diet are you on that you get diarrhea?
2007-12-01 16:08:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had it in school once and had to go in my pants. I walked around that way for a couple of hours, but decided finally to go home.
2007-12-01 17:56:32 · answer #7 · answered by JD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No..That has not happened. Try wearing adult suspenders. So you don't have to pull over on a highway. I was in whataburger for two hours clogging up the toilet because of food poisoning though,.
2007-12-01 16:09:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why the hell would you leave your dirty sh 1t for someone else to clean up after?...SICKO! At least be courtesy and wait to get home to throw the napkin in your trash. You disgust me. GAWD!
2007-12-01 17:51:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When a condition like this starts to affect your quality of life, it's time to see a Doctor.
If this happens with any sort of regularity, you owe it to yourself to get this embarrassing situation fixed.
2007-12-01 16:09:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
yea one day i waz coming home from skool on the bus i waz holdin it on the bus then i had to walk down my grandma long driveway then i jus did it behind a tree n my granma yard tried to hurry up b4 i waz spotted so embarrsing.
2007-12-01 16:14:36 · answer #11 · answered by monicha t 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋