2007-12-01 07:49:45 · 31 answers · asked by ? 7 in Sports ➔ Boxing
I love Yahoo i ask this question and they put it in boxing . Second's out ding ding ....
2007-12-01 08:00:23 · update #1
Sooty
he has a hand up his *** for years-he must be tough!
2007-12-01 07:51:56 · answer #1 · answered by angela n 5 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Sooty but Mo-ham Teddy's family and friends would issue a fatwa to all soft bears, rabbits and puppies to rise up in the name of......er......well they've forgotten whose name.......er..rise up and strike out against the infidel supporters of Sooty. There would be carnage: suicide floppy puppies attacking Mathew Corbett's home. The streets would be strewn with fabric fur and fluffy stuffing.
Children would weep as their once innocent soft friend became consumed with "Islamic" fanaticism and started heading for the Finsbury Park Mosque.
Even the Honey Monster would stop advertising Sugar Puffs, he'd stop saying "tell 'em about the honey, Mummy" and start giving out lectures about how the West would be a better place if Shariah Law was in place and if all women were to wear burkha's or be beaten and raped for disobedience just like in Afghanistan......then Sooty and other infidel soft toy children's TV characters would cease their profane fooling around and submit before...... er....well they cant remember their cause. Honey Monster would be sure somebody had a large Arabic book once though which said something about Allah being merciful but just couldn't really remember where it was going with that strain of thought.....however he would be sure that cruelty and slaughter are definitely the way forward.
2007-12-01 16:11:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sooty wins in round 1
2007-12-01 16:05:04 · answer #3 · answered by raynightporter 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Zippy would whip the pair of them!
Mind you, Mohammed the Teddy will be ripped to bits by a slavering herd of islamicist pigs soon anyway, so i doubt he'll be in much condition to fight!
lol, good question.
2007-12-02 07:55:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mohammed the Teddy because he would play dirty and probably blow sooty up
2007-12-01 15:57:41 · answer #5 · answered by dreams 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mohammed the Teddy would win, but only because he'd have a baying mob on his side and play dirty.....
but I would prefer Sooty to win!
2007-12-01 15:52:22 · answer #6 · answered by muggle 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Go for it Sooty!!!!. Mohammed is a poor contender
2007-12-01 16:02:57 · answer #7 · answered by cornishmaid 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are we still allowed to say "Sooty" I'd be really surprised if we were.
I'll put 50 riyals on Sooty
2007-12-01 15:54:10 · answer #8 · answered by Muzikman 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Sooty..Sooty..Sooty
2007-12-01 16:00:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Defo Sooty, he he
2007-12-01 16:11:44 · answer #10 · answered by Kathie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sooty would kill mohamed in seconds
oh and sooty was not in rainbow lol
2007-12-01 16:01:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋