A college professor told his students that they had 2 hours to complete a test. If they didn't get the test in by that 2 hr limit, then he wouldn't accept it.
So a boy comes in half an hour late and is given the test. He is told that he won't finish it and that it won't be excepted. He still goes to take it.
2 hrs after the boy started to take the test, so 30 min after the deadline, he hands it in. It's rejected. The boy then goes and says:
Do you KNOW who I AM?
The teacher says no.
Do YOU kNOW WHO I AM?
still no.
ARE YOU SURE YOU DON"T KNOW?
the teach says yes he doesn't know who he is.
The boy laughs and picks up the stack of papers that were accepted and thrusts his paper in the middle of the stack. on h is way out he shouts: And you won't know now either!!!
This is a joke we were telling in one of my classes. I was bored so decided to post it.
2007-12-01 07:41:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought it was haha funny too. It made us smile.
And we were bored in class. We just spent 45 minutes talking about the French and Indian War. We needed soemthing to make us smile. It was the first day back from break too!!! It was like the whole school was zombies.
Thanks for those who have starred.
2007-12-01 08:16:51 · update #1
funny not one of the best but funny
2007-12-01 07:46:34 · answer #1 · answered by Hirako 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I saw this on a video once. The student jacked the professor's apple and left after he put his test in the stack.
2007-12-01 07:45:39 · answer #2 · answered by syaorannivek 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cool Joke
2007-12-01 07:44:56 · answer #3 · answered by Kusza 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-01 12:35:26 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHA nice heres one for you we got told the other day - A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, “Bad food.” They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say. “You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”
2016-04-07 02:06:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right well this didnt make me laugh but..
It did make me smile and i did kinda like it so i gave you a star.
Give us some more Jokes.!!
2007-12-01 07:51:39 · answer #6 · answered by Trophux 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's pretty dry of a joke
If it's going on in class...... Y'all need to magnify on something else. SORRY
2007-12-01 07:50:55 · answer #7 · answered by E-ROCK 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol, I had to read the punch line again to get it
Funny... Starr for you!
2007-12-01 07:44:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, it's funny-class wise.
2007-12-01 07:43:45 · answer #9 · answered by The FFX Blitz ™ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol i get it thats funny
2007-12-01 07:48:07 · answer #10 · answered by stranger 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋