A Catholic Priest was about to finish his tour
of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent
years teaching the natives, when he realizes that the one thing he never
taught them was how to speak English. So he takes the chief for a walk in
the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree." They walk a little farther and he points to a
rock and says, "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock." The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in
the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in
the midst of heavy sexual activity. The Priest is really flustered and quickly
responds, "Man riding a bike." The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls
out his blowgun and kills them. The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has
spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to
2007-12-01 06:38:59 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to each other, so how
could he kill these people in cold blood that way? The chief replied, "My bike."
2007-12-01 06:39:17 · update #1
WOW! That was a real SCREAM Sweetie! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Here's a star for a lovely joke...!!!
2007-12-01 06:43:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-01 07:06:57 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-12-01 06:45:46 · answer #3 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a cop. A good joke.
2016-04-07 01:59:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA
Brilliant
2007-12-01 06:50:33 · answer #5 · answered by Jo's Here 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!! Where do you keep finding these jokes!!! :D
2007-12-01 06:50:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it! hilarious!
2007-12-03 00:55:45 · answer #7 · answered by Lil Bit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-12-01 07:42:13 · answer #8 · answered by Scott 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-12-01 06:51:21 · answer #9 · answered by sarah s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was good...yeah u get a star :)
2007-12-01 06:47:09 · answer #10 · answered by Boo Bear 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋