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It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two
in it, but, here is one:




Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says
to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"






The birch says he cannot tell.




Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.




The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"






The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies,
"It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It
is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker
in."




Now wipe that smile off your face.

2007-12-01 05:47:10 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

very funny, i willow laugh my ash off all the night long. you made me pine for these good clean jokes. its not fir. i am sycamore of these jokes, lol

2007-12-01 06:05:14 · answer #1 · answered by valda54 5 · 1 0

Not like a giraffe but I'm pretrty tall.

2016-04-07 01:55:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

10/10.

2007-12-01 05:57:33 · answer #3 · answered by Dodgy-knees 2 · 1 0

Funny! 10!

2007-12-01 07:45:36 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

lol excellent way to finish the night
good joke

2007-12-01 14:15:02 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1 0

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

2007-12-02 00:24:10 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1 0

Holy molly... that was Simply Hilarious! Oh my god, I'm still laughing!!!

2007-12-02 20:53:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lol, 10/10, star.very funny.

2007-12-01 22:31:31 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 1 0

didn't smile until u said wipe that smile off your face :)
clever

2007-12-01 06:21:10 · answer #9 · answered by Boo Bear 2 · 1 0

LOL very cute xD

2007-12-01 05:54:05 · answer #10 · answered by Luthien 4 · 1 0

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