Two funny blondes traveled 2 hours from town and walked deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. They were all warmly dressed from head to toe carrying their saw, hatchet and a rope to drag the Christmas tree back to the car. They had thought of every little detail planning this trip.
The two blondes were so determined to find the perfect Christmas tree. So determined, that they searched for hours slugging through knee-deep snow, blistering wind and weren’t even distracted!
Finally, five hours had passed and the sun was beginning to set, so one blonde turned to the other blonde and said, "I GIVE UP! I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! There are hundreds of beautiful Christmas trees all around us. Let’s just cut one down whether it's decorated or not!!"
2007-12-01 05:23:37 · 19 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha True blondes. oops I am one myself. Lmao.
2007-12-01 05:51:14 · answer #1 · answered by Cathleen 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Lol. Hey u post some of the best joke here keep up the good work. Star for U!
2007-12-01 05:29:18 · answer #2 · answered by Denz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A person has been sunbaking nude and he burnt his willy, He went to the doc and he advised him to dunk his willy in some bloodless milk.The sunburnt mans blonde spouse comes home simply as he's dunking his willy within the milk and he or she says OOHH ive invariably questioned how u re l-oaded that factor
2016-08-06 09:25:42 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa!
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2007-12-01 05:32:18 · answer #4 · answered by Haribo.Kid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another funny blonde joke! You're busting my gut, Rose! *star* for you!
2007-12-01 05:27:24 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha ha, it wasnt me babe-lol. Love Jo xx
2007-12-01 08:10:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, I thought it was going to turn into that one "What tracks are these?" blonde joke.
2007-12-01 05:38:47 · answer #7 · answered by BlckPdf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really enjoy your jokes well done again!!
You really do bring a smile to my face they're good.
Thank you very much :)
2007-12-01 05:26:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
hehehe, that sounds about right, pmsl hun
star time
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2007-12-01 05:42:34 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good joke, was ripe for a custom job
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2007-12-01 08:14:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋