Jim Halpert: Okay, I think I can help here.
Dwight Schrute: Okay good, they...
Jim Halpert: As ranking number 2, I am starting a committee to determine the validity of the two committees and I am the sole member of the committee. We'll act on this now.
Dwight Schrute: Okay, this is stupid.
Jim Halpert: Can you please keep it down? I'm in session. [thinks] I've determined this committee is valid.
Dwight Schrute: No, no, no. Wait. Permission to join the Validity Committee?
Jim Halpert: [thinks about it] Permission denied.
Dwight Schrute: Dammit!
Dwight Schrute: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered, that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby. And i have a bunch more but i won't say (actually they won't fit)
2007-12-01 05:06:09 · 2 answers · asked by jonesee95 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Michael: We are all participating in mandatory fun activities. Funtivities! And there is a special secret prize for the winner…
Dwight: Yes! Funtivities, I knew it wasn’t just a trip to the beach!
Michael: Alright, you know what? Your enthusiasm is turning people off.
Dwight: I hope there will be management parables.
2007-12-01 05:30:54 · answer #1 · answered by Beach Saint 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dwight: Don’t you want to earn Shrute bucks?
Stanley: No. In fact, I’ll give you a billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again.
Dwight: What’s the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?
Stanley: Same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.
2007-12-01 05:53:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous Girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋