Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy--although
My boss let me go--
Happily addicted to the Web.
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web.
Friends come by; they shake me,
Saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter, "No, man;
I just discovered letterman-dot-com!"
I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the Web!
2007-12-01 04:30:15 · 12 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant, well done.
It was topical and rhymed without a spottical..
It was really quite poetical.
2007-12-01 04:42:52 · answer #1 · answered by insert_ nickname_ here! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good. I think it is to the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland".
2007-12-01 04:56:01 · answer #2 · answered by ♂ ♫ Timberwolf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it! Another new Christmas song for me to learn! *star*
2007-12-01 04:57:26 · answer #3 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool.
2007-12-01 04:36:27 · answer #4 · answered by Denz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol dat wa hella funny u definintly get a star good job lol
2016-04-07 01:48:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
star quality again
2007-12-01 04:55:51 · answer #6 · answered by avalanche 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, loved it hun, very good, pmsl
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2007-12-01 05:19:16 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! Star!
2007-12-01 04:34:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent again rose thankyou.
2007-12-01 04:33:50 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!
You should add some beat to it... :D
2007-12-01 04:44:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋