2007-12-01 04:07:51 · 14 answers · asked by MoPleasure4U 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Then I want some blasted Cadburry eggs at Christmas time. God bless the person who took Chocolate and added liquid sugar to the center! Perhaps Jesus could dress up as the Tooth Fairy and deliver them.
2007-12-01 04:12:16 · answer #1 · answered by Katie Short, Atheati Princess 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Actually, it would be more like Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Mother Nature. Although you could also switch Santa Claus for Father Time, and the Easter Bunny for Baby New Year.
2007-12-01 04:18:41 · answer #2 · answered by Azure Z 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
The Christian church homes do not "practice" Santa Claus or Easter bunnies. some, yet not all, practice approximately Hell, nonetheless the "burning" is in all likelihood a metaphor for loss of life or destruction, As to "mom of God, that's a assertion in fact with reference to the youngster Jesus, not approximately Mary. It teaches that Jesus Christ became the two God and guy from the 2nd of his thought and it became proposed in opposition to those that taught ( and as some nonetheless do practice) that Jesus became born an person-friendly guy and basically grew to grow to be God later.
2016-11-13 03:35:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if??? If if was a 5th we'd all be drunk.
It's okay God still loves you.
He always Has
If you really want God to come into your life. Believe in your heart and confess with your mouth ( out loud ).
http://home.swbell.net/cshann/index0.html
Get in a good Bible based Church and study at bible.org
God and bless and Jesus Loves you and so do I.
2007-12-01 04:15:01 · answer #4 · answered by Axiom 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
They miss you over in the Joke section. Hurry back.
2007-12-01 04:13:26 · answer #5 · answered by Richard F 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The true trinity is sun, earth and moon (father, mother, and child).
2007-12-01 04:14:11 · answer #6 · answered by American Spirit 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Then I'm already in Heaven
2007-12-01 04:11:27 · answer #7 · answered by clint 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The church would be a fun place. Not staid, morone, boorish
2007-12-01 04:17:29 · answer #8 · answered by Naamoku 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
And what if brains are made up of Jello,pudding and marshmellows?
2007-12-01 04:16:07 · answer #9 · answered by Maurice H 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Time to grow up now.
2007-12-01 04:10:59 · answer #10 · answered by rico3151 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋