THE KNOB
A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift.
Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.'
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. 'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'
The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.'
She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.'
2007-12-01 03:18:17 · 16 answers · asked by Denz 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL though weird xD
2007-12-01 03:21:39 · answer #1 · answered by Luthien 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ive never heard that joke before. It was funny and i think you should become a comedian, i reckon you will do a great job at. Keep up the good work mate!
2007-12-01 11:22:45 · answer #2 · answered by Dark Angel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-01 15:27:19 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Yeah, thats pretty funny
2007-12-01 11:21:23 · answer #4 · answered by blaze_tiger15 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha thats very funny and uf you dont mind, im going to send it too my friends!!
2007-12-01 12:20:26 · answer #5 · answered by Jenny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-12-01 11:23:44 · answer #6 · answered by Sina 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA YH THATS GRRD X
2007-12-01 11:34:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg. are you talking about...nvm.
haha. thats good. btw im 14.
2007-12-01 11:53:28 · answer #8 · answered by Sheen J. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was very funny
2007-12-01 11:24:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
(starred)
2007-12-01 11:37:31 · answer #10 · answered by teenage_girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋