A state trooper pulls over a car on a lonely back road and approaches the driver. "Sir, is there a reason you're weaving all over the road?"
The driver replies, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident. I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Reaching through the side window to the rearview mirror, the officer scratches his head and says, "Sir, that's your air freshener."
2007-12-01 02:45:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a smile.!!
2007-12-01 02:47:45 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go up 1 tree and up a hill
2016-04-07 01:38:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this joke before, but it was told as a blonde joke. It's still funny, though!
2007-12-01 05:24:17 · answer #3 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahaha love this joke i wish i could give u a 100 stars 4 this joke LOL
2007-12-01 03:09:14 · answer #4 · answered by wwe52256 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL i love those christmas tree fresheners xD
2007-12-01 03:37:23 · answer #5 · answered by Luthien 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Damn that's a funny joke
I couldn't stop laughing
where did u get it
2007-12-01 02:49:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-12-01 03:21:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha have a star
2007-12-01 03:49:21 · answer #8 · answered by Denz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, that should be a blond joke!!!
2007-12-01 02:52:05 · answer #9 · answered by Star City Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, Those stupid trees do bug me!
2007-12-01 02:48:47 · answer #10 · answered by I carried a Water melon!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋