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2007-12-01 02:38:52 · 15 answers · asked by Chewyconor 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Truly, there are people who are too blind to see that our Noodly Overlord has only led us to believe that we control spaghetti, that we have constructed it ourselves. Yet, the spaghetti has always been, and always will be. There is no denying its power, and there is no use in trying to prove that He does not exist. The deceptive success with which we do so only further shows to us the power of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to influence such results with his Noodley appendages.
Think about it. If you wanted to prove that an entity that did not want to be known does not exist, and you do so, you only prove the celestial might of that entity, in tricking you into determining that he is not there. Truly, our Monster is a clever Monster.
Now, let us pray, in the name of the Divine Rotini, the Angellini, and the Holy Tortellini, let these heathens see the light betwixt your celestial meatballs, and come to bow as we do, before your Delicious Presence...and His Holy Name, let those too blind to see that even our clearest senses are controlled by his appendages, come to realize that he is the Truth. Come unto him, lest you miss out on the beer volcano!
RAmen.
2007-12-01 02:54:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh come on! That site is not religious theory, it's ridiculous. We can prove that spaghetti is made by men, we cannot do the same about the earth and the universe.
2007-12-01 02:43:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I like the theory about the pirates. Someone must have been smoking some good herb to come up with that stuff.
2007-12-01 02:48:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Judging from the responses here, it seems that some christians just cannot handle the truth. There is only one true pasta, who can satisfy the hunger of the people.
2007-12-01 03:04:43 · answer #4 · answered by Fred 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Theories are supported by facts. What you've linked to is a hypothesis.
One that's just as valid as any other deity based belief system.
2007-12-01 02:57:57 · answer #5 · answered by battleship potemkin AM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oxymoron
2007-12-01 02:41:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pasta is the body. The sauce is the blood.
May this sacrament be on our plate everyday.
Ramen.
And may Bob Dobbs (not to be confused with Lou) bless you and keep you.
2007-12-01 02:49:02 · answer #7 · answered by Darrol P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer is here. Browse http://www.endtime.com
2007-12-01 02:57:32 · answer #8 · answered by Todd P 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It should be made the official religious doctrine of the USA. In fact it is the de facto US religious doctrine.
2007-12-01 02:54:21 · answer #9 · answered by akoypinoy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-30 09:15:20 · answer #10 · answered by girman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋