On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid replies, "Yeah."
"Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
2007-12-01 02:14:50 · 14 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I,ve been going through the jokes and this was the first one I really laughed at
2007-12-01 04:59:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant joke. But how was the kid able to ride the bike in the snow? And the cop should've handed that ticket to the boy's parents, so they can put the tail-light on the bike.
2007-12-01 02:20:33 · answer #2 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha i love that one. Now stop horsing about and tell some more.
2007-12-01 02:19:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I bet that was little johnny lmao
very good
2007-12-01 02:44:10 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one. Very funny.
2007-12-01 04:44:34 · answer #5 · answered by Cathleen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha!!! Star for you
2007-12-01 02:56:44 · answer #6 · answered by Star City Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, excellent hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-01 02:42:24 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
cheeky kid
2007-12-01 02:24:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-12-01 03:10:43 · answer #9 · answered by Denz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl the best yet
2007-12-01 04:38:21 · answer #10 · answered by avalanche 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋