Here's a little thought experiment, which answer do you prefer, A or B?

Question

Here's the premise:

You open the door to a room.
You observe a cat sleeping in a corner.
You close the door, then open it again five minutes later.
You observe that the cat still there, but is now sleeping in a different corner.

How do you explain this?

A) God did it by levitating the sleeping cat.
B) It’s possible that the cat woke up, wandered over to the other corner, and fell asleep again.

ROFL. Holy Occam's Razor, you people are hilarious!

Answer 1

lol
Look it's perfectly simple. Cats are not the simple bags of vanity and fur we think we understand. They are highly intelligent superquantum beings that travel throughout the universe in the blink of an eye. If they want to go to Heaven, they blink and are in Heaven. If they want to go to Hell, they blink and are in Hell. Neither God nor the Devil is foolish enough to try and stop cats from going where they want to go. So it probably goes something like this:
You observe the cat, sleeping in the corner.
You close the door. The cat wakes up, having far more sophisticated hearing than humans, and being disturbed by the sound of the air molecules moving as you close the door. It blinks, takes in a little beach action in Tahiti, blinks again and wanders through Saks on 5th Avenue, shredding up to $50,000 of ridiculous designer dresses and killing a supermodel just by staring at her, just for the whimsy of it, then blinks again and settles down in the opposite corner of the room it just left, to sleep.

See - Simple.

Answer 2

Even God does not meddle with cats. It has to be B.

Edit: Miss Darryl has it right, except:

You open the door and the cat is sleeping, Then five minutes later, you open the door again, and the curtains are shredded, the water bowl is spilled, there is a cat puke in the middle of the floor, the other cat is pregnant, AND the cat is "still" sleeping.

Answer 3

This has got to be the silliest question that I have ever seen!!! God is way too busy to "levitate" the cat to another corner. So that just leaves B for the answer, the cat moved to the other corner. By the way just because a cat has it's eyes closed doesn't mean that it is asleep. I have two Persians and they have their eyes closed a good bit when resting and they aren't asleep.

Answer 4

B. But in my house, you open the door and the cat is sleeping. Then five minutes later, you open the door again, and the curtains are shredded, the water bowl is spilled, there is a cat puke in the middle of the floor, and the other cat is pregnant.

Answer 5

B, five minutes is a long time for a cat too move, even if it was 30 seconds a cat can move bloody quick

Answer 6

Excellent question. I prefer A.

Either I'm reading too much into this, or nobody else is reading deeply enough. Is the cat a metaphor?

Answer 7

You have no evidence of the cat's capacity for self-locomotion, so B is completely illogical. Therefore, the answer can only be A.

Answer 8

the cat woke up and wandered to the other corner

Answer 9

I didn't see the cat moving and I can't prove that it walked to the other corner... so it must be that God did it!

Answer 10

Define door!.. Define room!.. Define sleeping!.. Define corner!... Define five minutes!... Define later!... Define different!...

I can't believe you people ask these questions without *really* knowing what you're asking! Without STRICT framing definitions and adherence to the concepts of.......


.....ummm... Ok... its B.

sorry