He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again Said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance, and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your job,
2007-12-01 00:54:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats very cleverly put
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2007-12-01 02:42:46 · answer #1 · answered by »-(¯`v´¯)-» Petal »-(¯`v´¯)-» 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey thats one of the best jokes i every heard. Hav a star!
2007-12-01 02:39:34 · answer #2 · answered by Denz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahha, that's great. What a cool nun
2016-05-27 02:24:56 · answer #3 · answered by delores 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea i thought that it meant dont touch me thats good one
2007-12-01 01:20:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
I guess he is kicking himself now, lol.!!!
Good one so 10/10.!!!
Got me laughing.!!!
Cheers Gary.!!
2007-12-01 03:03:05 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so that's their radio 10 codes,hehe!
2007-12-01 01:41:56 · answer #6 · answered by 36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good
2007-12-01 01:45:35 · answer #7 · answered by ducksausage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, very funny.
2007-12-01 01:08:43 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-01 01:45:23 · answer #9 · answered by jaeck76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great
2007-12-01 00:59:08 · answer #10 · answered by tank 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋