A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town an kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
"Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."
2007-12-01 00:03:16 · 18 answers · asked by josephine 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
HILARIOUS!!!!
I LAUGHED MY HEAD OFF WHEN I READ THIS
ITS SO FUNNY!
2007-12-01 00:28:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA Ha Ha. Here is one for you!
There were two dummies who went for hunting.
They had an accident, one of them hit his head on a rock.
His friend panicked, good thing he had a cell phone.
He calls up 911 and tells them, I think my friend is dead.
The man on the otherside says, first make sure he is dead.
The friend goes and shoots the other dead.
2007-12-01 00:20:23 · answer #2 · answered by mx. know it all 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeh its good, there was actually an add running on television in Australia like that )
2007-12-02 09:48:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's purely feeling issues out along with her. Hopingshe makes some variety of flirty remark back, to work out if she is fascinated in him like he's to her. yet he's not gonna smash up with you except he he threat along with her
2016-10-18 11:23:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2007-12-01 00:07:25 · answer #5 · answered by love_esque 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is a funny joke so 10/10.!!!
Thanks for a good laugh.!!!
Cheers Lady.!!
2007-12-01 03:21:34 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe very good
2007-12-01 00:10:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL,
Was great. ha it really made me(squidward) laugh hard.
Put some more fun jokes like this one. Wow this joke was awsome. :) : ) : ) : ) : ).
2007-12-01 00:09:25 · answer #8 · answered by Skate4Life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good but you wouldnt be able to tell that joke it has to be read
2007-12-01 00:08:10 · answer #9 · answered by Bossman ™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yah that was dgood I never saw that coming.
2007-12-01 00:12:04 · answer #10 · answered by joe m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋