A world renowned neurologist is giving a seminar to a group of doctors about involuntary muscular contractions. He goes on to explain that there are many muscles in our body are reacting involuntarily of each other and without us even knowing. He senses the class is becoming bored with his speech, so he tries to lighten it up a bit by asking a woman doctor in the front row, “You probably have no idea what your a*shole is doing every time you have an orgasm”. She smiled sheepishly and replied, “ I know exactly what he’s doing, he’s out fishing with his friends.”
2007-11-30 21:59:26 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmao!
You should rename yourself as The Joke Fairy because you always post such great jokes mechelle.
2007-11-30 23:40:49 · answer #1 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good Doctor has following points.. *His social or communication skills with the patients which constitutes both verbal and non-verbal (body language) communication...As our profession is a Community Service. *He should be a role model (a doctor who tells his/her patients to quit smoking should not be seen smoking outside the hospital 5 minutes after the patient leaves.. where's the intergrity in this right?) *He should be able to communicate in a way the patient understands (not going off on the properties of amino acids... etc. etc) as this may come out as arrogance *He, IDEALLY should follow up on his patients ... give them phone calls to see how they're doing *The doctor should be WILLING TO TEACH!!... this goes along very well with preventive health care. The doctor should give the patients the fishing rods, rather than the fish. If a doctor knows how to teach his/her patient what to do and what not to do, the doctor will be able to help the patient change his lifestyle for the better so that the patient doesn't have to keep coming back. *>And last but not the least he must be INTELLIGENT, UPDATED, And Most Of all ETHICAL. Dr Suraj A K
2016-04-07 01:23:14 · answer #2 · answered by April 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-11-30 22:06:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-30 22:04:55 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha, that woman knows more than the doctor!!!
2007-11-30 22:14:37 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was gr8 lol
wish i could give you a star.
2007-11-30 22:29:38 · answer #6 · answered by Guddu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-11-30 23:57:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-01 04:39:41 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
he must be rich tht she still with him
hahahahaha
this really really good
2007-11-30 22:05:59 · answer #9 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good Mechelle.!!!
Got me smiling here, cheers.!!
2007-12-01 03:27:48 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋