The Lone Ranger and Tonto?

Question

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After their tent is all set up, they fell sound asleep.
One hour later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo-Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially millions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo-Sabe, you dumb a*s. Someone stole tent."

Answer 1

Funny! 10!

Answer 2

Nope, the Lone Ranger would be a small business with only one employee under the owner, so Obamacare doesn't effect him, though under the Republican work plan Tonto would be expected to work more hours for the same amount of pay.

Answer 3

Worth repeating - like the other old one:
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are surrounded by 250 renegade Indians and the Lone Ranger says "I don't think we're going to survive this one,my old friend."
Tonto replies "What do you mean WE, paleface?"

Answer 4

Lmao!
Tonto was always the wiser one.

Answer 5

Hahaha, the oldies are the best!

Answer 6

hehehe, brilliant hun, pmsl

star time

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Answer 7

Great !!!

I must star You....


Thanks from Aaron.

Answer 8

old but still makes me laugh

Answer 9

old but still nice

Answer 10

hehe funny !