A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
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more cuming in a while.....
2007-11-30 20:31:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW!!! Superb jokes! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!! Here's a star for you!!!
2007-11-30 20:51:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Actually the Pizza thing happened here a few days ago to an Arab guy who was in front of me in line. He said he wants it in 6 pieces because he and his friend can only eat 3 pieces each.
The guy taking the order stared at him for a moment. I think he was confused and trying to stifle a smile. ^_^
2007-12-01 04:39:36 · answer #2 · answered by Daisuke 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a blonde in college class had on head phones the prof told her to take them off . she said if i do I'll die but she took them off any way a moment later she collapsed on her desk . the prof rushed to her an checked her pulse she was dead , he picked up the head phones an heard breath in, now exhale
2007-12-01 04:39:36 · answer #3 · answered by als been a dad 3 times 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-01 04:48:06 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i luved these jokes
very gudd
i couldnt stop laughing
i fell off ma chair
fantastic
here take a star
keep up d gudd work
2007-12-02 07:55:08 · answer #5 · answered by crazy gal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
but all Blondie are not like that
2007-12-01 08:15:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol i love it he he he and worth a star
2007-12-01 07:29:13 · answer #7 · answered by cheri 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like them keep them coming
2007-12-01 04:34:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first was good.
2007-12-02 11:07:10 · answer #9 · answered by panneerselvam s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,star,10, I loved them,thnx.
2007-12-01 06:09:02 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
like the first one
2007-12-01 04:36:48 · answer #11 · answered by internetghost 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋