The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.
She was reluctant to call upon little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period," reported Johnny. "Well I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know," said Johnny, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mummy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
2007-11-30 19:23:42 · 12 answers · asked by cold kid 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
was it good for a laugh?
2007-11-30 19:24:02 · update #1
thats a good one JK..lol...
2007-11-30 19:52:31 · update #2
kiss my *** madhavan...you ***** ****** go have sex with your boyfriend..lmfao!
2007-11-30 19:56:42 · update #3
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was my favourite 'little Johnny' at his outrageous best...LMAO!!!
2007-11-30 21:27:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not simply the mattress, the closet too. ;-; If I dropped one among my crammed animals off of the mattress whilst I used to be seeking to sleep, and the room used to be darkish, I'd allow it keep there since I notion anything could take hold of my arm from beneath the mattress as I attempted to prefer it up. :three I do not suppose that stuff anymore even though. I nonetheless get spooked through the closet if I watch a rather horrifying horror film even though. >->
2016-09-05 17:28:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little johnny was told that he should say 'i want to sing' when he wants to pee b coz saying that would be indecent.
johnny went to school . One day...
Johnny: I wants to sing.
Teacher: no, u can't.
Johnny (after some time): madame, i want to sing aloud.
Teacher: no, u can't.
Johnny (after some time): madame, i have to sing aloud.
Teacher: ok come & sing in my ear so that others are not disturbed.
2007-11-30 19:49:23 · answer #3 · answered by JJ SHROFF 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-30 20:53:28 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay, so i've heard this joke many times, but there's ONE thing i have NEVER gotten.
How did the teacher know that that dot on the board was a period???
2007-11-30 20:27:07 · answer #5 · answered by Jane Smith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor little johnny! lol
2007-11-30 21:17:00 · answer #6 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a good jokes!!!!
lol
unfortunately some of us are too retarted to understand that jokes...
right luvgod?
2007-11-30 19:35:43 · answer #7 · answered by >D_ConTradictor< 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
filthy joke for a k.g kid
2007-11-30 19:52:48 · answer #8 · answered by madhavan n 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl!!!
2007-11-30 19:38:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-30 22:31:08 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋