a man wanted to buy his wife a bird for x-mas so he went into a pet shop and ask the guy for the best bird in the store. so the takes him to a bird named chester. so he said what so special about him and the guy said he sings xmas carrols when u put a lighter under his wing. so the clerk did so and chester sang jingle bells and the guy said ill take him. so at a x-mas party he shows his wife her new bird and his tricks and everyone at the party was amazed. so everyone got drunk and lifted up his wing and he sang slient night. then one drunk guy lite a match under his balls and chester the bird sang chester nuts roasting on a open fire
2007-11-30 19:16:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! 10!
2007-11-30 20:55:43 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! A bit more correct grammar would have been more effective though.
2007-12-01 03:21:35 · answer #2 · answered by Who's your Doctor? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretty good.
2007-12-01 03:20:40 · answer #3 · answered by Help4me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
average
2007-12-01 03:57:23 · answer #4 · answered by madhavan n 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2007-12-01 05:48:15 · answer #5 · answered by Res T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where I am laughed ..lol
2007-12-01 07:50:41 · answer #6 · answered by DareDevil Virgin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT WAS PRETTY GOOD.
2007-12-01 03:35:09 · answer #7 · answered by CRAZYMOM1966 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-01 03:27:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:))
2007-12-01 04:43:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋