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2007-11-30 18:54:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

And what if I'm like Balaam and have a talking a**?

2007-11-30 18:55:35 · update #1

13 answers

Quick! Choke it!

2007-11-30 18:56:34 · answer #1 · answered by ultraviolet1127 4 · 3 0

If the snake reaches the a**, you're all set to go and talk to yourself

2007-11-30 18:59:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

then thump it and take a cold cold shower and say chill out snakey poo. unless, you wanna get really freaky and the girl like the snake to talk to her.personally im not sure id like that.

2007-11-30 18:58:20 · answer #3 · answered by MiSs Staci 4 · 0 0

Take it out of your pants and throw it out of the window . Save yourself ! ( If you are a good guy , talk to it and feed it . Have it as a pet . )

2007-11-30 19:00:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hope that it doesn't try to stuff a piece of fruit in the nearest opening.

2007-11-30 18:58:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Name it Muhammad!

2007-11-30 18:57:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Whatever it tells you to... It's not good to anger the "Trouser Snake"... It will spit in your eye...

2007-11-30 18:57:42 · answer #7 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 2 0

Hey buddy, play with it.... but dont talk to it. Geeez!

2007-11-30 18:58:51 · answer #8 · answered by FALLEN DARKNESS 1 · 0 0

Talk to him when u don't find anybody to talk to.

2007-11-30 18:59:11 · answer #9 · answered by nazbak 6 · 0 0

Talk back?

2007-11-30 19:09:33 · answer #10 · answered by punch 7 · 0 0

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