would church be more fun if they played this song?

Question

First you get down on your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect,
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

Do whatever steps you want if
You have cleared them with the Pontiff.
Everybody say his own
Kyrie eleison,
Doin' the Vatican Rag.

Get in line in that processional,
Step into that small confessional.
There the guy who's got religion'll
Tell you if your sin's original.
If it is, try playin' it safer,
Drink the wine and chew the wafer,
Two, four, six, eight,
Time to transubstantiate!

So get down upon your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect,
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

Make a cross on your abdomen,
When in Rome do like a Roman;
Ave Maria,
Gee, it's good to see ya.
Gettin' ecstatic an' sorta dramatic an'
Doin' the Vatican
Rag!

Answer 1

OMG!
I must forward this to all my Catholic friends asap.
Thanks so very much. They will die laughing!

Answer 2

Yes, especially if you are Roman Catholic. It is a bit irreverent, and may offend some Catholics, but then I am protestant. I heard it a long time ago, and got a good chuckle out of it. Considering the depth of blasphemy out there these days, this is pretty tame, and frankly,.....FUNNY!

Answer 3

Holy Diver - Killswitch work together My Curse - Killswitch work together One Gun - Lamb of God diminished Line (Oh the pre refrain appears like purely the only music to circulate bang to) - Lamb of God 11th Hour - Lamb of God Ghost of Predition - Opeth vestry - Jeff Loomis spine - Gojira

Answer 4

Yes, but only that part of the mass would be fun. The rest would still be a cure for insomnia.

Answer 5

I thought the point of church was to gather and worship together... not be entertained.

Answer 6

Maybe for Catholics

Answer 7

i think it would - and i'm baptist