A teenager took her dad to mall to buy some new shoes. They decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. As they were eating, the girl noticed her dad watching a teenager sitting next to them. He had spiked hair that was all different colors, green, red, blue, and orange. The father kept staring at him and the teenager would look at him and find him staring. The teen was getting fed up with him, so he sarcastically asked "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" The dad looked at the teen, swallowed his food, and calmly said "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
2007-11-30 17:06:33 · 12 answers · asked by Amy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I loved it!!!!
2007-11-30 17:13:01 · answer #1 · answered by kewpie003 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-30 21:21:43 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this was so funny, reminded me of my dad
2007-11-30 22:09:24 · answer #3 · answered by Lili 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!!
2007-11-30 17:09:36 · answer #4 · answered by Help4me 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved that.Boy was a U.F.O.(unwanted f*****g oddball)
2007-11-30 17:10:09 · answer #5 · answered by bruce c 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
how the hell did his penis fit in such a small hole?
2007-11-30 18:01:40 · answer #6 · answered by Roze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG I love this!!
2007-11-30 17:18:37 · answer #7 · answered by Saoirse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha. That was so funny!!!!!!
2007-11-30 17:33:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice!!
2007-11-30 17:11:51 · answer #9 · answered by lemonlover 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was f**king funny
2007-11-30 17:10:56 · answer #10 · answered by gamer4life 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋