Don't think that I'm going to get you some special favor, like winning the lottery or making you better looking just because you are nice to me. I do have an in with God and I talk to him every day. The problem is that he really doesn't like most people. But if I ask him to do something, he'll do it for me because we are tight like that. But I'll only pray and ask favors for my special friends, not just the ones who try to kiss up to me. So, don't even think about it unless you really, truely, honestly like me. And don't worry I can sense insincere flattery from a mile away. Don't even try it!
2007-11-30 16:34:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think the man with the giant bulge in his pants really, really, really likes you... :)
Does that mean you might [if you are feeling in a generous mood] ask God to grant him a favor...?
Like perhaps asking God: "Will you make this man's giant bulge disappear from his pants?...?"
:)
Just curious...
:)
2007-11-30 17:19:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am already being nice toward you without waiting for you to become God's chosen one and I am an Atheist. Can you believe it?
Well, in reality I am being sarcastic and nasty but your question is asking for it.
You will never be God's chosen one because he only exists in your head. Sorry to disappoint you.
You are the only Christian here in R&S with real charisma and funny questions. The rest are a bunch of dead carcasses.
2007-12-01 00:05:22 · answer #2 · answered by Luís Santos 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yess i would be nice towards you....however, to be one of God's chosen ones, you aren't acting very Christ like...i looked at your former questions and they are rather contradicting to Chistianity and who God is. He loves everyone equally and will forgive anyone seeking Him. And I too talk to Him everyday. If you are chosen by God, thats great. But live for Him, dont get Him to live for you. You have an important task in your life if what you say is true, but if it isn't please don't mislead people who don't know His word. Thats what you seem to be doing. We don't need anyone to seek God, except His son, Jesus...but you know that, chosen one.
God Bless!
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2007-11-30 16:49:39 · answer #3 · answered by beachxchicaxmg 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am nice to everyone. If someone isn't nice to me I just stay away.
Being one of God's chosen ones would not influence my behavior. I treat everyone with respect.
2007-11-30 16:40:24 · answer #4 · answered by New England Babe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are the chosen one?
So ask your god this words that i got on my dream.
( "My name is Tara", it stop and then the last words was said "God" ) the voice said hes name is Tara and who knows what does he meant of God?
Is he a god?
I have heard some names and learn magic spell and old language and creature that you have not seen before and all of this i get in my dream. If you have seen this creature i think you will die of fear on your sleep?
2007-11-30 16:58:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have you noticed how God's "chosen" have usually fared historically? Be careful what you wish for.
2007-11-30 16:42:55 · answer #6 · answered by skepsis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be "nice towards you" based on your behavior, especially as it affects me. Just as I do for every other citizen.
2007-11-30 16:39:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Got Milk?
2007-11-30 16:39:05 · answer #8 · answered by queen of snarky-yack again 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
the Lord does not need you to go prayer for them he wants you to teach them to go to prayer themselves. For he is everyones God.
2007-11-30 16:40:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gee, I'm asking the same question to you.
2007-11-30 16:41:23 · answer #10 · answered by gismoII 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋