I Saw Mommy Kicking Santa Claus
I Killed a Hippopotamus for Christmas
Santa Claus isn't Coming to Town (He's dead and I killed him)
God Rest Ye Dead Gentlemen
Grandma Got Roundhouse Kicked by a Reindeer
Or are there others that you like better?
2007-11-30 15:59:06 · 7 answers · asked by going postal 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I like the one where barry manilow is singing some songs and chuck comes in and says 'what did you say 'bout my momma?' and then you hear the piano lid repeatedly being slammed shut on barry's head
2007-11-30 17:41:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-25 05:53:28 · answer #2 · answered by wexler 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silent NIght, Unholy NIght
Boxing around the Christmas Tree
Twas the NIghtmare before Christmas REMIX feat. R Kelly
The entire score of the Nutcracker
2007-11-30 17:41:00 · answer #3 · answered by Offending Party 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bastard! You had me genuinely excited at the prospect of an actual Chuck Norris Christmas album.
2007-11-30 16:05:03 · answer #4 · answered by Joez2103 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jingle Balls.
Feliz Navidead.
Rudolph the bloody nosed reindeer.
2007-11-30 16:01:51 · answer #5 · answered by bete noire Carpe Noctum 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nunchucks roasting on an open fire.
2007-11-30 16:10:32 · answer #6 · answered by CLOSED 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Isnt it past your bed time.
2007-11-30 16:03:07 · answer #7 · answered by 2telldatruth 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋