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Basically we kill 2 birds with one stone I mean Gods Heaven or Hell list should be more up to date than Santa's naughty or nice list anyway

2007-11-30 15:52:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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They both set off for each others house and when they get there, they find that neither of them exists. It's a paradoxical old world!

2007-11-30 15:55:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Maybe you don't know but all children would go to heaven if they were to die young. So Santa needs a way to narrow things down a bit. Since children can exercise some free will and after a certain age are capable of understanding what they need to do and the consequences of not doing what is right, Santa offers them a chance to earn some nifty rewards for doing as they should. Besides, wouldn't life be mighty gloomy if we felt we had no chance at all to earn a nice treat from Santa?

Yes, I'm an adult and still a believer! I just know that Santa exists!

2007-11-30 23:59:00 · answer #2 · answered by smartgirl 3 · 1 0

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice... he’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice! If Santa used the Ten Commandments for his standard, how would you do? Let's find out... Have you ever lied? Have you ever stolen anything? (No matter the value.) Ever used God's name in vain? Ever hated anybody? The Bible says “Whoever hates his brother is a murderer”

If you are guilty of these things, it shows that in your heart, you are a lying, thieving, blasphemous, murderer-at- heart. Many people don't know that God will use the Ten Commandments to judge the world. Forget about Santa, "naughty" and "nice"... how will you do on Judgment Day? If you are found guilty, that means an eternity in Hell... 2,000 years ago, God sent Jesus to the earth to pay for your sins. When Jesus died on the cross, He took the punishment that you deserve for breaking His Law (The Ten Commandments). God's wrath came down on Jesus, instead of on you. The Bible says, "God commands all men everywhere to repent, because God has appointed a day in which He will judge the world in righteousness."

Remember if you try to get to Heaven on your own, you must keep every Commandment in thought, word, and deed! Jesus paid the penalty for your sins on the cross. Then He defeated the power of sin and death when He rose from the dead. Repent (turn away) from your sins. Place your faith in Jesus Christ alone to save you. God will grant you eternal life. Read your Bible daily and obey what you read.

2007-12-02 09:01:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well for one thing, because Santa Claus is a corporate tool. He was first introduced to market Coca-Cola. Today, he is the prime pusher of consumerism. Santa is not concerned about good and evil. All he cares about is the bottom line. Good kids are kids that know how to whine for the right toys. Bad kids are the ones whose parents have fallen through the cracks of the perfect capitalist system by their own fault.

2007-12-01 00:01:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why DOESN'T he?
Santa Claus is a singular noun, so the verb "doesn't" should be used.


God does not have a list like that.

I don't understand where some of you get such notions.

2007-11-30 23:58:55 · answer #5 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 0 0

You still believe in Santa Claus.

2007-11-30 23:55:04 · answer #6 · answered by nikola333 6 · 4 0

Because the merger would force him to lay off a lot of elfs in his Naughty-and-Nice List Department, and they have a strong union

2007-11-30 23:56:24 · answer #7 · answered by Nick_the_dick 1 · 3 0

I thought that was the whole idea between the naughty and nice list?

2007-11-30 23:54:39 · answer #8 · answered by punch 7 · 0 0

Let me see if I get this straight... You dont believe in God, but you believe in santa claus?????

2007-11-30 23:59:25 · answer #9 · answered by MightyMoonpie 3 · 0 0

Bravo. They both make the same amount of sense. I think I believe more in Santa though. He seems nicer.

2007-11-30 23:55:40 · answer #10 · answered by stevenhendon 4 · 1 2

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