Who would your dog eat first?
2007-11-30 15:16:24 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Really, everyone who respects and obeys Jesus Christ goes from door to door to teach his neighbors about the Bible's good news. It is interesting that only Jehovah's Witnesses are so clearly identified with the preaching work; globally more than 6 million preach publicly each month.
(Matthew 28:19,20) Go therefore and make disciples of people of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the holy spirit, teaching them to observe all the things I have commanded you.
(Acts 5:42) Every day in the temple and from house to house they continued without letup teaching and declaring the good news about the Christ, Jesus.
(Acts 20:20) I did not hold back ...from teaching you publicly and from house to house
It's sad when someone who claims to respect the bible actually insults or even advocates attacking a peaceful preacher. Sad but completely expected.
(2 Timothy 4:3-5) For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching... You, though, keep your senses in all things, suffer evil, do the work of an evangelizer, fully accomplish your ministry.
Really, if someone goes out of their way to disregard Christian preachers and preaching, what is he saying about himself?
(Luke 10:1-17) After these things the Lord designated seventy others and sent them forth by twos... “He that listens to you listens to me too. And he that disregards you disregards me too. Moreover, he that disregards me disregards also him that sent me forth.”
Learn more:
http://jw-media.org/people/ministry.htm
http://watchtower.ca/e/jt/index.htm?article=article_04.htm
http://watchtower.ca/e/rq/index.htm?article=article_15.htm
http://watchtower.ca/e/lmn/index.htm?article=article_11.htm
http://watchtower.ca/e/ti/index.htm?article=article_09.htm
2007-12-04 06:24:00 · answer #1 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Defiantly, Jesus, attack trained just for this very reason.
All my preparations will pay off.
I taught him how to smell out chocolate to confiscate the Easter bunnies eggs
I have no problem with Jw's
They make a wide birth when I sit on my porch and clean my weapons and
the tooth fairy and me have worked out an arrangement
2007-12-01 03:36:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Easter Bunny, of course. A dog would be much more likely to eat a rabbit that a person, God, or a tiny fairy. That's an easy question...
2007-11-30 15:22:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
My dog would bite Santa's stomache, eat all the Easter Eggs, steal the teeth from the tooth fairy, take Jesus's Bible, and chase after Jehovah's Witness.
2007-11-30 15:20:46 · answer #4 · answered by KnOcK KNoCk 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
You have asked this before. None are real but Jesus and the Jehovah's Witness, since Jesus is in Heaven- My dog would eat nobody. My dog does not attack people- so she would not be eating the Jehovah's Witness.
2007-11-30 15:29:43 · answer #5 · answered by michelle 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I hate to admit it but the Jehovah's wittiness is the only answer.
because Jesus is Now King in the Heavens and the others aren't real.
And Jesus ask that we come to your door with the good news of the Kingdom.
2007-11-30 15:24:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Jehovah's Witness. He really hates The Watchtower.
2007-11-30 15:19:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 1⤋
the Jehovah's Witness, he's trained to attack when the minivan pulls in my driveway.....
Although, they stopped coming to my house when I told them if I believed a limited number of people could get into heaven I wouldn't be trying to convert other people and decrease my odds. If only 144,000 people get into heaven, it's probably full by now. Oh yeah, I was also in the process of cleaning my 12 gauge....lmao
2007-11-30 15:26:05 · answer #8 · answered by Mommy to Princesses 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ok i'll endulge you . there's no santa, easter bunny, tooth fairy or jesus so I guess your dog eats the traveling preacher.
2007-11-30 15:22:18 · answer #9 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Easter bunny because my dog enjoys chocolate pretty much.
2007-11-30 15:23:58 · answer #10 · answered by +-+-+-+-+- 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋