Are all Christians ready for the Rapture?

Question

Think about it, you gotta be prepared everyday. There is no advanced warning. It could happed anytime.

I think the most important thing i would be worried about is my underwear. Only your body gets pulled up, not your clothes. Think about it, when the rapture occurs all of us sinners are gonna be rummaging through all of your wallets and personal belongings looking for cash and whatnot. Thats what we do, thats why were sinners.

Anyway, my point is that we sinners are gonna know who lacked good personal hygiene habits and who didn't. We're gonna see who leaves the little brown skid marks in their drawers and it's gonna be funny. So my question is "are you truly ready for the rapture?"

Answer 1

that is so stupid,,, is that the best you can come up with ,,,come on you can do better than that,,, i don't think you will be worried about my underwear, not when fire and brimstone is falling from heaven and the trees are on fire ..

you will probably be more interested in seeing people with there arms cut off and people holding there head in there hands running down the road because they cannot die , death flees form them,,
try harder next time.

Answer 2

Rapture Doctrine
A Stumbling Block for Christians

Before 1830 you can find no mention of the Rapture Doctrine. That alone ought to send up a red flag. In fact, the word "rapture" is not in the Bible. So, where did this false doctrine come from?

In 1830 Margaret MacDonald had an evil revelation on her sick bed, supposedly from God, in which she was shown what would become "The Rapture Of The Church", among other names.

And, from The Incredible Cover-up by Dave Macpherson, Appendix A, you'll read:

"I felt this needed to be revealed, and that there was great darkness and error about it; but suddenly what it was burst upon me with a glorious light." - Margaret MacDonald (Spring of 1830)

MacDonald's revelation would have probably died with her; however, two preachers grabbed it, cleaned it up, and presented it to Christendom. Today, you'll hear many pastors promoting that false doctrine from pulpits.

Ezekiel 13:19-20:
19 And will ye pollute me among my people for handfuls of barley and for pieces of bread, to slay the souls that should not die, and to save the souls alive that should not live, by your lying to my people that hear your lies?
20 Wherefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows, wherewith ye there hunt the souls to make them fly, and I will tear them from your arms, and will let the souls go, even the souls that ye hunt to make them fly,

The above verses let’s you know what God thinks about the "fly away doctrine" or "rapture doctrine".

Answer 3

Rapture Doctrine A Stumbling Block for Christians till now 1830 you will locate no point out of the Rapture Doctrine. That on my own would desire to deliver up a pink flag. in certainty, the be conscious "rapture" isn't interior the Bible. So, the place did this fake doctrine come from? In 1830 Margaret MacDonald had an evil revelation on her unwell mattress, supposedly from God, wherein she replaced into shown what might exchange into "The Rapture Of The Church", between different names. And, from The stunning hide-up by using Dave Macpherson, Appendix A, you will study: "I felt this needed to be printed, and that there replaced into great darkness and blunder approximately it; yet without notice what it replaced into burst upon me with a marvelous easy." - Margaret MacDonald (Spring of 1830) MacDonald's revelation might have in all likelihood died along with her; besides the undeniable fact that, 2 preachers grabbed it, wiped sparkling it up, and provided it to Christendom. right this moment, you will hear many pastors advertising that fake doctrine from pulpits. Ezekiel 13:19-20: 19 and could ye pollute me between my human beings for handfuls of barley and for products of bread, to slay the souls that shouldn't die, and to save the souls alive that shouldn't stay, by using your mendacity to my individuals that hear your lies? 20 Wherefore consequently saith our lord god; Behold, i'm against your pillows, wherewith ye there hunt the souls to lead them to fly, and that i will tear them out of your hands, and could enable the souls pass, even the souls that ye hunt to lead them to fly, The above verses enable’s you comprehend what God thinks regarding the "fly away doctrine" or "rapture doctrine".

Answer 4

.According to Scripture...The 'rapture ' of the Church occurs simultaneously with Christ's second Coming in glory and the resurrection of the dead.............All occur together,(see I Thess. 4:15-17); ..."AFTER the Tribulation of those days"(Matt. 24:29-31)
"...At the LAST trumpet"... I Corin. 15:52

Don't be deceived by the fictional "Left Behind" series....which is based on a common misconception that claims the 'rapture' occurs years before Christ's Return. This is not found in Scripture.

Answer 5

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Absolutely not.... Most Christians are a tad more rational than that and their doctrines tell them the idea of the rapture is bone-headed. I happen to agree - it is very bone headed. But unfortunately, I find little else in Christianity that I can agree with since the bulk of it, in my humble opinion, is equally as bone-headed.

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Answer 6

You just made my night.
I look forward to the day the Lord plants His feet on Mount Olives!

However. what would happen if Paris Hilton, her no panty self, gets raptured? (She is Catholic after all)
Will the rest of humanity be blinded?

Answer 7

You know, once it happens, I won't care what I leave behind. Because what you are all going to be left behind to be dealt with will be much worse than what I should be worried about leaving when I am taken home.

Answer 8

No. It's not gonna happen. I'll be laughing though cause there's gonna be many Christians that give up on everything and lose all their money!!! XD I'll finally be the richest man the world!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! >:D

Answer 9

Once Jesus comes to take me home I won't be worried about the money left in my wallet or my skivvies were clean.

Pastor Art

Answer 10

Yes, I am.

We will only be with you a little while longer.

( Did someone tell you that we were not sinners too? )