An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, using his hand.
The Amishman shouts: "Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Which means : "Don't drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.")
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand that language. Please speak in English."
The Amish man says: "Use two hands, You'll get more!"
2007-11-30
14:48:24
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