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An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, using his hand.

The Amishman shouts: "Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Which means : "Don't drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.")

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand that language. Please speak in English."

The Amish man says: "Use two hands, You'll get more!"

2007-11-30 14:48:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

lmao

good one, i think some ppl didnt get it haha

star for you!

2007-11-30 14:53:18 · answer #1 · answered by Kiedis 3 · 1 1

That is not nice
Why do people dislike muslims?
I for one see nothing wrong with the race
Just because a couple of ppl from their culture did something wrong does not mean the entire race should be blamed or mistreated

2007-12-01 15:40:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Very cute ! And funny too. CJ

2007-12-03 02:12:07 · answer #3 · answered by CJ 6 · 0 0

That is not eeeven funny. Not for a second.

I ask again, what's with the world?

2007-11-30 22:51:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

haha! I finally understand after reading it twice.

2007-11-30 23:06:38 · answer #5 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0 1

he's Muslim and the other guy said theirs crap in their so he's drinking more crap lol

2007-11-30 22:52:58 · answer #6 · answered by ultrasuperman1001 4 · 0 1

lol but poor muslim

2007-12-01 08:13:55 · answer #7 · answered by Jessica 5 · 0 1

HEhehe yea Get more!!

2007-12-01 03:47:46 · answer #8 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0 1

lmao

2007-12-07 03:13:13 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0 0

lol,star,very funny.
naughty farmer....hahaha

2007-12-01 07:14:16 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0 1

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