Harry is sitting at home with his girlfriend, baby-sitting for his little sister, once they put her to bed Harry and his girlfriend start getting more comfortable and just as Harry slides his hand up her skirt his mother walks in. "HARRY! I want a word with you in the kitchen!"
So he follows his mother in and she says, "Harry, I never want to see you doing that again!"
"Why?" Harry asks.
"Because up between them legs is a black hole and it's got teeth in it, if you put your hand near it again it'll bite your fingers off!"
Harry promises his mother that he won't.
The years go on and Harry finally marries his childhood sweet heart. On their honeymoon, Harry kisses his wife then rolls over and starts to go to sleep; his wife, rather annoyed cries, "Harry, I've been waiting years for this day and I want you to make love to me!"
"Oh no, no, no," Harry answers, "my mother told me that up between your legs you've got a black hole with teeth in it, and if I go near it, it will bite me!"
Laughing, his wife rolls over and picks up a flashlight, shining it between her legs she says, "Can you see any teeth up there?"
Harry moved down the bed to look.
"Well Harry, can you?!" his wife asks.
"No, there's no teeth, but I'm not surprised looking at the state of your gums!"
2007-11-30 14:43:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha funny*
2007-12-06 19:11:16 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like you, I was beyond convinced we were having another girl (we have 2 boys and then a girl now). All the old wive's tales said so too. Only one or two ever suggested a boy. I was wrong. We're having another boy and I was shocked when the ultrasound tech informed me of the fact. I was so sure. But I've also been wrong all four times! You'd think odds would be in my favor of being right at least once, but no. So for me, neither my own intuition or the old wive's tales were right. BTW, I'm excited to be having another boy now that I've adjusted my thinking. Congrats on the little girl in July! And good luck!
2016-05-27 01:32:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ugh! Eeewwwwww! CJ
2007-12-02 18:15:57 · answer #3 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao! thats funny
2007-11-30 14:48:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is this supposed to be funny? It's not! It really is pathetic.
2007-12-01 04:06:01 · answer #5 · answered by mac3 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh my gosh! So funny!
2007-11-30 14:56:59 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
roflmao:):) It's a good joke, one to use for my young boys:):)
For this a star for you!
Thanks,
Rags37:)
2007-12-01 03:27:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wtf..Hahahaha this is Funnyy!! Hehehe ROfl Thanks T man
2007-11-30 19:49:44 · answer #8 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
eeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!! discusting and not funny either!
2007-11-30 14:47:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha ha, that's sick. What a nasty nasty lady.
2007-11-30 15:05:44 · answer #10 · answered by Jen 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋