Ok,so there's this dude named johnny humper.he asks this girl at skool to come over to his house.the girls name is julie.julie says"NO WAY".johnny says"ill give u a cookie"julie said, Okay!
After skool inside his house they went to his bedroom.johnny asks,"u wanna sit on my bed?"NOOOO"julie said."i'll give u 3 cookies!"johnny told her.she said 'ok!'Can u take off ur shirt?johnny asks."I AINT TAKIN OFF-" ILL give u 4 cookies!johnny inturrupted.julie said ok.Hey,can u take off ur skirt?johnny ask."WHAT!EXCUSE ME-" ILL give u 7 cookies!johnny interupted.she says ok again.can u take off-"NOT ANOTHER WORD!"JULIE interupted.johnny said,"19 cookies!"yeah!julie said.then she took off her bra and panty hoses.Then johnny's mom walked in-"JOHNNY HUMPER!!!"she yelled.johnny says,"im trying mom,i'm trying!"after all that,julie asked,wheres my cookies?johnny said,oh,i ran out.
2007-11-30
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