i dont get it
There's a farmer nearby who's rumored to have 4 beautiful daughters.....
One by one, the boys show up at his house....
- 'Evening sir. My name's Lance, I'd love to take your daughter France to the dance...is there a chance?
Farmer looks at him up and down, thinks to himself -he's in the army, can't be all bad. ....allright.
Accepts under the condition he bring her back by midnight.
Second guy shows up.
Good evening sir, name's Blair, I'd like to take your daughter Claire to the fair, is she there?
Same deal, no worries, just no hanky panky and bring her back by midnight.....
Third guy :
Hi, I'm Ray, I want to take your daughter Faye to the play, is that okay??.....
- No funny stuff-back by midnight.....
-Yes sir!....
The forth bloke shows up
- Hi my name's Tucker.......
And the farmer shot him......
2007-11-30 13:45:46 · 60 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you REALLY need that explained.....then it's you who needs shooting!!!!
2007-11-30 13:48:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 3⤋
What ryhmes with 'tucker' what the boy was planning on doing with the daugther? If Lance is bringing France to the dance, and Blair is bringing Clair to the fair, then Tucker is bring his daughter (any name that ryhmes with tucker) to do something sexual that rhymes with Tucker..
2007-11-30 13:54:00 · answer #2 · answered by Ernie G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! I love that one. Well it's all rhyming..then you get tucker..and there's only a few words that rhyme with tucker, and all of these guys' names rhyme with what daughter they're wanting, and what they're wanting to do with the daughter..so I'm sure Tucker..wants to..f*ck one of the daughters, well that's where it's getting to anyway.
2007-11-30 13:49:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ok, it took me a couple times to say it out loud to myself because i didn't get it. lol but okay, you know how they're all rhyming? well. Think of it--Tucker wants to take the daughter who's name is either F***er or he wants to do that to her. one of the two lol so that's why the dad shot him.
2007-11-30 13:56:43 · answer #4 · answered by Roxanne S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer RHYMES with "my name is Tucker" I want to take your daughter and __________ her.
Process on that one, it will come to you in a flash or else you should go ask that farmer. He'll tell you right before he shoots you. Stupid tax you know:)
2007-11-30 13:49:13 · answer #5 · answered by Adult American 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I am not sure why this question is urgent but it is supposed to be funny because Tucker rhymes with F**c*k*er. Thats why the dad was upset.
2007-11-30 13:49:37 · answer #6 · answered by sarah t 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lance - France -dance
Blair - Clair - fair
Ray - Fay- ´play
And Tucker rhymes with ???????
2007-11-30 13:50:32 · answer #7 · answered by Alicia 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cause the pattern is that the guys all r rhyming but the word that theyd have to use to rhyme with tucker would be f*@#er so the farmer shot him.. hehe its all very simple of course...
2007-11-30 13:50:21 · answer #8 · answered by =) 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha thats pretty good.
Think of what Tucker rhymes with...
2007-11-30 13:50:22 · answer #9 · answered by ......//;' 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, think about what rhymes with Tucker...how could that feel to a dad? Weird huh? lol HOPE THIS HELPS
2007-11-30 13:49:45 · answer #10 · answered by sparkly081 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They all rhyme so.. something along the lines of..
Hi my name's Tucker
..I'd like to f**k her
2007-11-30 13:50:58 · answer #11 · answered by jli 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋