A farmer in Arkansas and his wife were lying in bed one evening, she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?"
She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Prove it."
He frowns for a moment, then says, "O.K." He then gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.
About half an hour later he returns all tired and sweaty and says, "Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig squealed, it's hard to tell."
2007-11-30 13:13:27 · 15 answers · asked by free the weed 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha nice one dave
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2007-11-30 21:11:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
More like Farmer Geddon.
2007-12-01 00:15:06 · answer #2 · answered by Zheia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A scientist.
2007-11-30 21:16:29 · answer #3 · answered by Spotlight 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That was so dumb of him tho, he could have gotten a "free meal" or "desert" from his wife.
2007-11-30 21:32:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-01 07:51:09 · answer #5 · answered by dennis747 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats odd ..
2007-11-30 21:42:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent lol
2007-11-30 21:19:39 · answer #7 · answered by beajay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well.lol
2007-12-01 06:30:03 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-01 05:18:46 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely gross!
2007-11-30 21:38:38 · answer #10 · answered by BlackBeauty91 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋