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Sure...why not. Major religions have been doing it for years. My one friend swears there should be a god for hot-dogs that have been just a bit too long on the seven-11 cooker to make them extra delicious.

If you were going to make your own god, what would they be like? What would they look like? What would they have influence over?

2007-11-30 12:50:28 · 17 answers · asked by Dominus 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

17 answers

Hmmm. Let's see. He would look like Billy Mays, let you hug him all you wanted, and would be very proactive about zapping with lightening bolts idiots like Pat Robertson who dare to speak in his name.

Oh yeah, and he would give you a new Maserati everytime you join the church.

2007-11-30 12:56:46 · answer #1 · answered by Acorn 7 · 1 0

Ubermensh, Lives day to day life by a routine repetition. Has a choice in what religion they want to be.

Behaviors change based on gender race location age and many other factors.

He/She would have influence over the world around him(by actively participating).

Requirements to become Ubermensh: He/She Is omniscient. He/She is aware of his lack of knowledge over everything.

2007-11-30 12:54:24 · answer #2 · answered by Atomic New Theory 5 · 2 0

Actually Satan the Great Deceiver taught man that he also could become a god, and you find that Dogma in alot of places. Even Christian's sometimes pretend that they are demi-gods or living saints because of all the things they do. Of course in the Bible it says repeatedly that you shouldnt advertise your good deads.

So inventing a God, or Declaring your self to be one is essentialy a Lucifarian doctrine.

Personaly, if you guys are going to worship God's you create, I will worship the one who created your God. If you read your Bible you can know him also.

2007-11-30 12:57:01 · answer #3 · answered by The 0ne 2 · 1 2

I don't need to invent my own G-d. He already exists in my heart. He is kind, compassionate and forgiving. He would never let me suffer except for on my own accord. He gives me free will so I can live my life the way I want to. He makes each day absolutely unique, so I can make the most of it and have fun.

2007-11-30 13:04:57 · answer #4 · answered by ☆SummertimeJewel☆ 2 · 0 2

My God would be an anti-child indoctrinization God who cursed those who defiled his religion by giving them marital problems. He would have an influence over many religions because they'd ban him and call him 'satan'.

Seriously, religion loves child indoctrinization!

2007-11-30 12:55:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

don't tell anyone, but i'm an atheist who believes in the parking lot goddess (not really, but it's fun to pretend, because she's a harmless deity) you ask her for a good spot then if you get one, you have to leave candy under your front driver side tire (preferably chocolate)

i imagine she's yellow (like the stripes in the lot) and has several arms for directing traffic.

2007-11-30 12:58:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

My deity is a giant light bulb that is powered by the eternal, everlasting holy potato.

It flashes on, beaming it's glory to all. We all declare:

"I see the light!"

Then it dances with the big turnip of love and joy and we all take a nap.

2007-11-30 17:14:43 · answer #7 · answered by Unknown_Usr 4 · 1 0

Hey, this could be fun! I think my god would be a woman who lives on cheetos and beer. She has warts and walks like a duck and men still find her attractive.

Wait, that's me.

2007-11-30 13:04:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hot dog? I would rather call that the hot dog fairy :)

Besides, I have a god already, it is the FSM

2007-11-30 12:56:14 · answer #9 · answered by larissa 6 · 2 0

my god would be better than all the other gods..in fact their would be multiple gods for all the seasons...they would all look like shapeshifting monsters...they would kill everyone who didnt follow their idealogy......they would invade countries and overthrow their leaders...and then steal all their oil....and soon they would be in control of the whole world...peace be with you

2007-11-30 13:06:58 · answer #10 · answered by T B 2 · 0 0

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